Total Medals Earned: 34 (From 9 different games.) Total Medal Score: 625 Points
Medals Earned: 1/35 (10/405 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
At last 26/30 right answers
You reach Nirvana by winning the game with all right answers
Medals Earned: 1/18 (50/660 points)
Achieve the Rank GI
Watching kredit make me STRONG
Listen to a song linked in the credits
Where is he?
Stuck the landing
*Obnoxious Airhorn Sound*
You knew he'd be in this game somewheres
Wake up and smell the snow
Achieve the Rank CA
Achieve the Rank IRO
Achieve the Rank PD
Achieve the Rank TB
Get a total of 101 fails
Find all 60 unique fails
Unlock every medal, then click the icon (ingame)
Medals Earned: 2/10 (10/220 points)
Experience rebirth the first time.
Kill an enemy with their own projectile
Discover the dog who can speak in the tounge of man.
Kill a living creature with your weapon
Awaken her guardians
Defeat Uzaza
Complete the game with the aid of the gun
Medals Earned: 5/17 (70/495 points)
Solve a puzzle on a small board in less than 5 seconds.
Use a hint.
Solve a puzzle on a medium board in less than 10 seconds.
Solve a puzzle on a medium board in less than 15 seconds.
Solve 20 puzzles on a small board.
Solve a puzzle on a big board in less than 1 minute.
Solve 100 puzzles on a small board.
Use 20 hints in total.
Solve 20 puzzles on a medium board.
Solve 20 puzzles on a big board.
Solve a puzzle on a big board in less than 30 seconds.
Solve 100 puzzles on a big board.
Use 100 hints in total.
Solve 100 puzzles on a medium board.
Solve a puzzle on a big board in less than 15 seconds.
Solve 300 puzzles on a big board.
Medals Earned: 2/7 (10/105 points)
Complete Act 1
Complete Act 2
Complete Act 3
Click on both the Credits Heads
Play with cheats
Complete a no-gun-run
All levels on Xtreme Mode (no easy or crazy cheats)
Medals Earned: 3/7 (15/85 points)
Pick up some fuel
Pick up your Keys
Be possessed by the warped little boy
Pick up a battery
Be possessed by the warped little girl
Find a Map
Beat the game and unlock 'Slender Mode'
Medals Earned: 1/11 (10/385 points)
Take out your first bandit
50 bandit kills
Shoot 5 bullets mid-air
Continue your family re-union
10 ricochet kills
Get some answers
Take no damage for 60 seconds of active play
Unlock all weapons
Say goodbye to an old friend
Win a perfect showdown
Settle a score
Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/395 points)
You monster.
Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.
What you should have done is really obvious.
Liar, liar...you get where this is going.
You found a stalker!
Good luck with your new career.
Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.
You're going to be such a good zookeeper.
And you should be damn proud.
...
I hope you chose the money.
Medals Earned: 18/20 (445/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Find the hidden button
Buy everything